Basketball Blunders

Oh boy oh boy... This story is still shocking to me. It all started in our game against taylorsville, LUCKILY at Taylorsville. It was a great game, and I was getting put back in. I go to set up for a play on the court when the girl assigned to guard me comes up. I line up behind my teammate and the ref hadn't even given the girl on my team the ball to pass it in, when I realize, my shorts are at my ankles!! Nope, this is no dream, the girl guarding me, PANTSED ME!!

Girl- pants me, allegedly on accident.
Me- "WAAaaaHH! What the, MY SHORTS!" *quickly go to pull them up and run away*
Girl- "Sorry, Sorry! Oh I'm so sorry!"
Spectator- "Since when is Pantsing allowed in Basketball!"
Crowd- *Much Laughter*

I was a victim. I don't know why the girl was saying sorry like she meant it. How on EARTH is that an accident? I mean, if they were slightly pulled down, sure i'll take that, but we're talkin ANKLE LENGTH! Woof! Luckily, people thought it looked like I was wearing spankies...but I really wasn't. Oh boy, oh boy! But at the end of the day we won, just goes to show, you can't win with cheap parlor tricks.