How to get to Taiwan....

For a kick in the pants, follow these directions:

1. Go to this website, maps.google.com


2. Type in the search engine, "California to Taiwan".


3. Proceed to look at the directions on the left side.


4. You will soon notice that these are the BEST directions ever given.


5. Pay close attention to steps, 20, 95, 123, and 131.

If I get enough time off of work while i'm in California... I am going to follow these directions exactly!