Dear Flame Shirt Guy,
On behalf of the tenants in room 414, we would like you to please stop. Please stop waiting in the hallway for us to come out. Please stop walking into our place when we answer the door. Please stop facebook stalking us. Please stop stalking us. Please stop telling people that you want us. Please stop circling us at meetings like a shark. Please stop making cheesy pick up lines like, "There can be more magic in Disneyland....". Please stop chasing us down. Please stop.
-Sincerely,
Room 414
ps://Sorry, we're not into you.
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Oh mandi this really makes me laugh. what is our deal with creepy stalkers? this is too great. can i come visit you sometime soon?? good luck with this awesome fellow.
He sounds like creep sauce! I'm sorry!
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